20 years, no more than 3 months ago....
...somehow I just never had a girlfriend upto my current one. It was after a mate's birthday party, and she had gone out with people from her jujitsu society.

The missus is bi, so one of her best mates (who's from Finland, and named after a russian space station) decided it would be funny to 'tease' her. She became all flustered and begged me to come and join her in her Uni halls of residence.

We left our respective parties and went back to hers. I had been harping on to her how I want the first time to be perfect, and came up with a checklist as such. Trust me, there are some SAS missions that are less well planned than this. Everything had to be perfect, and sure enough it was.....

...up until the floor above set their carpet on fire, and we had to evacuate, wearing nothing more than tshirt, boxers, shoes and a johnny.
(rhyswynne - on every social network mullarkey known to man, Thu 3 Mar 2005, 17:43, Reply)