Losing Your VirginityLet's explode some myths here. Personally, I ended up severely bruised from, erm, over exertion and was so embarrassed I hid for days. I really fancied her too.
Confess all to B3ta
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chthonic, Thu 3 Mar 2005, 8:37)
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Mentally scarring...Dunno if it counts, bein a gay and all, but sometime last year, my newly acquired gf came over. We proceeded to get quite drunk and she dragged me off to bed about 2am because she was 'tired'.
She jumped me. All was well, and soon there was much moaning and screaming of names. And forgetting my mother was in the next room.
The phone rang. Ignored it, then saw who was ringing. My mother screamed down the line 'WILL YOU TWO KEEP THE FUCKING NOISE DOWN!?'. Gf started laughing, I got up to turn the music off as well, wrapped in a duvet, still pissed caught my foot on it, ripped it off and rolled stark naked across my desk and onto the floor.
A year on, and we're still together.
(, Fri 4 Mar 2005, 10:55, Reply)
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