i was watched
picture the scene
walking the ex girlfreind home over the dunstable downs, we had both been drinking.
she got frisky and offered a bit of oral relief, at midnight i thought hell, why not!
so during the act two gay men walked past,
stopped to say, "she's doing it wrong" then proceeded to walk off discussing the perfect blow job

from hard to floppy in seconds
( hooker1uk Filth monger of the lowest degree!, Sat 13 Oct 2007, 11:06, 3 replies)

hahahahaha
man that's harsh but funny.
(THIRTY-TWO - Sputnik -, Sat 13 Oct 2007, 11:08, closed)

hahahaa
:)
( Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sat 13 Oct 2007, 15:03, closed)

Pwnage
Dunstable downs is perfect when you've moved out of town the month before.
(moffatt, Sun 14 Oct 2007, 0:34, closed)