"HULK SMASH!"
three years ago there was a party goin on full throttle in my gaff, but unfortunately i was working the next day and not drunk enough to say "screw work" so off to bed i went.

bout 6 in the morning my flatmate davie kicks my bedroom door in and proceeds to use my bed with me in it as a trampoline. he then falls off the bed and grabs my curtains as a grip but only succeeds in ripping them off the wall much to my chagrin. after calling him a fuckin dick, throwing him out my room and wedging a sofa in front of the door i returned to slumberland.

i awoke at 8 to get ready for work feeling reall shitty and wasnt amused at the fact the whole neighbourhood could see me getting ready due to the absence of curtains. i staggerd through to living room where some peeps where still goin for it, but no sign of davie. "wheres davie?"
"in his room."
"yes! revenge time."
i went and put on a pair of those oversized hulk gloves that make smasing noises when u belt something on and kicked davies room door in. there he was shagging some bird that worked in the bar acroos the road from behind full pelt. she was totally starkers as was he. she didnt notice my intrusion but davie did "whit the fuck? get oot!"
i ran at him and cracked him real hard in the coupon
the sound of breaking glass accompanied by the words "HULK SMASH!" alerted the girl of my presence and she promptly flew outta his bed screaming while davie fell backwards into his cupboard.

needless to say. davie never pumped her again.
(Raol Duke, Tue 16 Oct 2007, 16:37, 4 replies)

awesome
just one question; where is the coupon?

I need to know for future reference.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 16 Oct 2007, 16:41, closed)

Coupon
means face in Scottish.

Obviously this guy has anger and appriopriateness issues.
( disasterprone "Pyjamas caused the Holocaust", Tue 16 Oct 2007, 16:48, closed)

issues aside...
I like his style

big green hulk hands that say "hulk smash!" just screams quality revenge.

could only have been better if he'd hit him in the back of the head, rather than the front

*two enthusiastic thumbs up*
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 16 Oct 2007, 16:52, closed)

Well written, amusing anecdote
Housemate gets their just desserts.

A+! would read again
( LemonEntryMyDearWatson This time, Moriarty, the hand is on the other foot, Tue 16 Oct 2007, 17:18, closed)