Inter-railing
In the summer of 1991, I and two mates went backpacking round Europe on an Inter Rail ticket. On our first night, we were in Paris, and ended up in a youth hostel out in the sticks (Athis-Mons). We were put up in the terrace room, basically the overflow from all the good rooms. There were about a dozen bunk beds in the room.

Anyway, Dave and I went to our beds relatively early, what with it being our first night and because we'd been up since quarter-to-stupid in the morning. Ian, being a more sociable animal, went for a drink. In the meantime, I had found out in a very pleasant way that the dorm was in fact mixed, as a girl came in, whipped off her top and bra, slipped on a t-shirt and got into the next bunk to me. When Ian came back, he didn't realise this and decided to get changed into his "sleeping boxers" in the middle of the room. So he's standing there in the buff, with his particularly small genitalia on view, when Dave alerted him to the fact that lasses were present. Unfortunately, this also alerted everyone else in the room, who turned over, opened their eyes and saw Ian's little shrivelled worm.

He did get some recompense next morning though, as the shower rooms were communal too, and he got a good sight of young beaver!

Vive le France.

Length? About an inch. Seriously.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Wed 17 Oct 2007, 12:57, 5 replies)

I'm sure
it grew when it needed to.
(Emily Bruce-Dickinson http://jovialfellow.blogspot.com/, Wed 17 Oct 2007, 13:27, closed)

Yes, I'm sure it did
and I'm sure it still does, but fortunately I have never witnessed this!

He's only got one testicle too, incidentally. One never developed properly, and he had to have it removed. We used to whistle Colonel Bogey...
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Wed 17 Oct 2007, 13:31, closed)

You could
have nicknamed him Womble.
( disasterprone "Pyjamas caused the Holocaust", Wed 17 Oct 2007, 13:59, closed)

Or call him
Uniball.
( The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Wed 17 Oct 2007, 15:28, closed)

is the interrail any good?
becuase some friends and i are thinking of going round europe next summer and are copnsidering getting this ticket
(Foulkesy123 The one and only..., Wed 17 Oct 2007, 18:07, closed)