The Wank Bank
What experiences have you had that you've stored in your wank bank - share them so we can start a mutual wanking building society
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 14:15)
A girl at works tit fell out once.
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shake'n'bake Tally Ho, Biatch!, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 12:24,
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Cancer?
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Fri 24 Aug 2012, 12:26,
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Cancer Leprosy
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Fri 24 Aug 2012, 12:35,
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No, it was a pet bluetit and it fell out of a hedge.
shake'n'bake is clearly a wronghead hornythologist like baldmonkey.
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 25 Aug 2012, 2:53,
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There should be some sort of Health & Safety thing about having pet birds at work.
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Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Fri 24 Aug 2012, 12:53,
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We did spend ages looking for it.
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shake'n'bake Tally Ho, Biatch!, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 13:34,
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How was it?
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Airman Gabber Living life like a 70's BBC presenter, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 13:45,
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Terrible.
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 15:03,
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A reasonably cute work colleague of mine once flipped her tit out at a christmas party
To show me her piercing. Seeing a work colleagues tit isn't something that happens very often when you're heading towards your 30's so I was initially gleeful of the opportunity.
This was when I realised that I really really have an aversion to pierced nipples. Bittersweet memories.
The soon-to-be Mrs Airman Gabber said she thought it looked quite cute though.
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Airman Gabber Living life like a 70's BBC presenter, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 15:49,
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Talking to a coworker who lived near me
I complained about forgetting my gloves on the way home from the work christmas party a few years back. She said "You can put your hands in my bra if they're cold. My boyfriend does it all the time."
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Ungersven would support SpankyHanky's patreon, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 17:39,
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