underwater diver
correct me if i am wrong but i thought the brief was about wankj bank memmorys not fucking essays?
any how one of my favourits
in a class aged 13 doing some thing about jaques cuastic and his crazy french divers i turned the page of the bookand there before me was a image of pure sexual heaven of such proportions that i got an instant boner that would not go down for a long time after closeing the book and even now all these years after when i recall that picture i get teh horn.
what was so special about this pic?
nothing sexy rude no tits out or fanny showing.
no, what did it for me was the lady in her wet suite with a mask on and doing her thing under water but the shape of her breasts and the line of her inguinel curve showed up in the wet suite and that folks was the sexyest pic that i had seen , the gentle swell of her breasts under the neophrene the almost flat tummy curveing down to the top of her thigh at the groin , some may say i am a kinky pervy weirdo for this but at that age we all get the horn for differant reasons and that was one, i have even got past girlfriends in to diveing just to relive that image and it works mostly but isnt as satisfying as i recall the boriginal to be, i dcan not even remember the name of the book so i have no chance of finding out if it was as good as i remember.
still thats what the wank banki is for,
excuse me i am of to make an outher deposit
( fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Mon 27 Aug 2012, 12:28, 10 replies)

Shut up Gonzo.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 27 Aug 2012, 12:41, closed)

gon·zo/ˈgänzō/
Adjective:

Of or associated with journalistic writing of an exaggerated, subjective, and fictionalized style.
Bizarre or crazy.
( fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Mon 27 Aug 2012, 13:52, closed)

Nah, Gonz is far more articulate.

( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 16:50, closed)

were you wanking whilst typing this?
That amount of spelling mistakes can only be done through one-handed speed typing surely?
(superfly78, Mon 27 Aug 2012, 13:02, closed)

yes and it was a close run thing aswell

( fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Mon 27 Aug 2012, 13:05, closed)

"boriginal"
whether accidental or not, is great.

Boriginal (buh-rij-uh-nl) Adjective.
1. New yet uninteresting.
2. Sarcastic adjective.

noun.
3. A person who relies on clichés and repetitive insult to convey their message on a web based forum.
( Infidel , shit and wrong, Mon 27 Aug 2012, 13:06, closed)

yeay for boriginal

( fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Mon 27 Aug 2012, 13:44, closed)

2 1/2. The opposite of "aboriginal".

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 19:34, closed)

What you have there is a fetish.
Kinky or wierd, your call.
(username failed moderation, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 9:09, closed)

Wel I clikked

( TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Wed 29 Aug 2012, 19:28, closed)