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What experiences have you had that you've stored in your wank bank - share them so we can start a mutual wanking building society

(, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 14:15)
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Speechless.
You did what . . .??
(, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 13:43, 1 reply)
^This^

(, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 14:11, closed)
Yeah...
What I should have done is fucked her up the arse and then spunked on her tits, face and hair. Still, though.
(, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 14:14, closed)
Well, you should have done
something.

Jesus.
(, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 15:01, closed)
I did...
I muttered 'no' and went limp.

I have quite a few similar stories of sexual near-hits, and I always find that when I'm alone in the house and the familiar urge hits me, it's these tales that I recall rather than those where I've actually got my end wet.
(, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 16:01, closed)
Man, don't have near hits
Did you manage to improve your conversion rate?
(, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 17:15, closed)
Near misses are the best..
My conversion rate was, astonishingly, pretty good (although I'm married now, so that's all behind me). However, it's the near misses that still make my helmet rise, time after time. The what could have been sent always more satisfying than the what went wrong, and the one woman I truly clicked with sexually dumped me, quite rightly, after she found out that I lusted after her housemate.
(, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 22:09, closed)
Better than the deed
One of my favourite lines from the Simpsons:


"Jacques: To the most beautiful moment in life, Better than a deed, better than a memory, the moment... of anticipation!"

I agree with you.
(, Wed 29 Aug 2012, 14:42, closed)

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