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What experiences have you had that you've stored in your wank bank - share them so we can start a mutual wanking building society

(, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 14:15)
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I once saw Amorous Badger and Dr Shambolic at a bash. and someone had posted on /QOTW and they started touching each other and-
No. I can't go on. I'm too scared of the INTERNET BULLIES.

Who will save me?

For the purposes of this post, I'm pretending to be a girl, on the internet.
(, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 20:25, 40 replies)

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(, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 21:11, closed)
Feel sorry for him
Pretending to be a girl is the nearest he has got.
(, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 21:35, closed)
Hello bluename person who is upset with me.

(, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 21:38, closed)
Is that me?

(, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 21:43, closed)
It's ok AB gets easily confused and thinks the world revolves around him.
We're looking at care facilities atm.
(, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 21:45, closed)
No my lascivious monochrome friend
But at the Doogie Howser
(, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 21:51, closed)
I prefer...

(, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 21:55, closed)
Since Shambo won't see this...
Can anyone explain "mint gunt" to me please?
(, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 21:44, closed)

I believe, translated back from the vernacular of the day, it might mean "splendid pelvic fat" - "gunt", of course, being a portmanteau of "gut" and "cunt", generally used in reference to the larger lady.

"Phwoar, Bella Emberg has a mint gunt!"
(, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 23:16, closed)
Claire from steps has a freshly minted gunt.
(, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 23:22, closed)
Fucking hell
I hope that's a photoshop - I used to think she was quite sweet, with that nose-wrinkle thing she did when she was singing....

More of a snout now.
(, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 23:25, closed)
Nah just FAcT
She cant do steps any more, she has a stannah.
(, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 23:29, closed)

5, 6, 7, ate.
(, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 23:32, closed)

One for sorrow and another one for sorrow....
(, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 23:35, closed)

She must suffer from crushing depression. A few injections of H might slim her down a bit - but I believe he came out as one of those perishing left-footers.

Came right out of the blue, that one...
(, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 23:40, closed)
I know what you mean, I was lead to believe
H was for Hyper, when in reality H meant Homemaker.

You have to be very careful - Heroin is fat soluble, she would end up like a chamois.
(, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 23:49, closed)

That would be quite the change.
(, Wed 29 Aug 2012, 0:02, closed)
Certainly - Claire Richards from Steps who denied saying
"Why are we paying for all these people to come into the country anyway?" And brought us the 90s' staples of the chunky trainer, skirt on trousers.

Has totally re-branded and is currently rocking the as Internationally respected 'Liberty director Shami Chakrabarti' look.

I can see it in all the womens' weekly brain rots.
(, Wed 29 Aug 2012, 0:13, closed)

She'd end up looking like Kung Fu Panda.
(, Wed 29 Aug 2012, 0:23, closed)
Meth has that effect on failing stars
(, Wed 29 Aug 2012, 0:41, closed)
Spectacular linkage - even by my poor standards

(, Wed 29 Aug 2012, 1:00, closed)

If your links qualify for an ISBN, it's time to consider Tinyurl
(, Wed 29 Aug 2012, 1:01, closed)

I don't know what that is. I just press the buttons on the keyboard. I am not technical - the o button doesn't work very well. I don't know how to fix it.
(, Wed 29 Aug 2012, 1:07, closed)
Thank you all for that most enlightening discussion.
Claire is still good enough to get my Richard up but Faye always made me a Tozer...
(, Wed 29 Aug 2012, 0:40, closed)
Lisa Scott-Lee has to be a Milf, to her credit.
Womens I suppose should know their place on B3ta, by now. I don't know how to do links properly, or how do put my ladified photoshop efforts up. And certainly not posting crap about Steps.
(, Wed 29 Aug 2012, 0:50, closed)
It seems they are all members of the milf club.
(, Wed 29 Aug 2012, 0:53, closed)
Actually looking at them, I would say Lisa would be my Milf No.3

(, Wed 29 Aug 2012, 1:01, closed)
Hot lezzer action right here!

(, Wed 29 Aug 2012, 4:38, closed)
How do you tell if someone has you on Ignore?

(, Wed 29 Aug 2012, 3:09, closed)
Generally you'll go to a thread where it shows say 15 replies
but you can only see maybe 5. That means someone has you on ignore. You also can't see any sub-threads that they're part of - fuckinh idiotic setup if you ask me.
To see "ignored" people just logout and browse.
manolith will also let you know how many have you on ignore but I'd say he's probably a bit jack of that by now.

Hey R-Loon, at least we aren't ignoring each other, eh?
(, Wed 29 Aug 2012, 4:34, closed)
Not in the slightest.
Actually at the moment I have no one on Ignore, though I suspect that there are those who have me on their list. *shrug* So it goes, I guess. I had a couple of people on Ignore for a time to see how it worked, and decided that I'd prefer to see the conversations rather than wonder what was being said. I can ignore the twits who irritate me on my own.
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(, Wed 29 Aug 2012, 8:26, closed)
If someone has you on ignore and a tree falls on them in the forest
would anyone hear it?
(, Wed 29 Aug 2012, 8:35, closed)
The cat is dead.
(, Wed 29 Aug 2012, 8:53, closed)
Not until you look at it.

(, Wed 29 Aug 2012, 9:37, closed)
Is that why the dogs are salivating?

(, Wed 29 Aug 2012, 19:59, closed)
I bet gonz has gaz'd you.

(, Wed 29 Aug 2012, 9:09, closed)
This is possibly a true story.
In the sense that I have touched AB at a bash and there was almost certainly some tragic fuck in the background trolling qftw while it happened.

And then we did sex. All of the sex. In both positions.
(, Wed 29 Aug 2012, 20:02, closed)
Ooh, I finally made Badger's archive
over a relatively minor detail of my everyday life that got the intermongs hot and sweaty. Which was kind of the point in the first place.
(, Wed 29 Aug 2012, 20:10, closed)

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