My Wanking DisastersEver been caught by your mum? Or tried to fuck a pillow and got the spongey bits stuck to your bell-end creating a strange new flower? What about the time you man-milked the keyboard causing your PC to short-circuit and knocking out the mains for the whole street? Maybe you're a lady and you were using your mobile phone as a vibrator and accidentally dialed your mother? Tell us your stories and we'll tell the world.
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rob, Tue 1 Jun 2004, 17:23)
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drug fuelled masturbationIn my not so innocent youth my crowd that I hung about with ( and still see many of them regular ) were big time into taking acid. We were in one of my friends aunties house who was in the process of moving so wouldnt be bothering us for a few days and we all did our normal couple of tabs of acid. One kid was new to the group and was nervous about taking his acid. He asked a few of us if he couldnt take the trip anymore what should he do? We all have an answer for coming down and I said that if i couldnt get to sleep I would crack one off and it helped. About 9.30 pm ( dropped tabs at 6 ish ) I was on the sofa and could here some repetative rustling, I looked over at the new guy who was obviously worse for wear fwappoing away in a vain attempt to deal with his high state infront of about 6 of us!! Needless to say this didnt help to much and only lead to increase his paranoia!!
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harpski, Tue 1 Jun 2004, 18:41,
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