My Wanking DisastersEver been caught by your mum? Or tried to fuck a pillow and got the spongey bits stuck to your bell-end creating a strange new flower? What about the time you man-milked the keyboard causing your PC to short-circuit and knocking out the mains for the whole street? Maybe you're a lady and you were using your mobile phone as a vibrator and accidentally dialed your mother? Tell us your stories and we'll tell the world.
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rob, Tue 1 Jun 2004, 17:23)
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I was going to suggest this topicBut i was going to call it masturbatory mishaps :(
EDIT - Oh and that broom masturbation thing is an urban legend www.snopes.com/college/risque/broom.asp
The only thing that could count as a wanking disaster was the time i hugged my mother shortly after wank0rating, and then noticed a large amount of 'the white stuff' on my hand, which i had to discretely eat to avoid apprehension. :/
(, Tue 1 Jun 2004, 20:25, Reply)
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