My Wanking DisastersEver been caught by your mum? Or tried to fuck a pillow and got the spongey bits stuck to your bell-end creating a strange new flower? What about the time you man-milked the keyboard causing your PC to short-circuit and knocking out the mains for the whole street? Maybe you're a lady and you were using your mobile phone as a vibrator and accidentally dialed your mother? Tell us your stories and we'll tell the world.
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rob, Tue 1 Jun 2004, 17:23)
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I was caught by my best matewhen I was 13. We were alone in the house and I disapeared into the bathroom for a crafty hand-shandy complete with jazz mag.
Anyhoo, there was a knock on the front door and I called for my mate to open the door. As you can probably guess, he opened the bloody bathroom door and caught my with my hands full of mag and cock!
(, Wed 2 Jun 2004, 13:20, Reply)
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