My Wanking DisastersEver been caught by your mum? Or tried to fuck a pillow and got the spongey bits stuck to your bell-end creating a strange new flower? What about the time you man-milked the keyboard causing your PC to short-circuit and knocking out the mains for the whole street? Maybe you're a lady and you were using your mobile phone as a vibrator and accidentally dialed your mother? Tell us your stories and we'll tell the world.
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rob, Tue 1 Jun 2004, 17:23)
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Silence is goldenI was back at a mates house that she shared with her friend who was deaf, a gang of us got royally pissed and all ended up crashing there. Myself and two others were in the room with the deaf guy. Unfortunately deaf guy either didn't know or didn't care that his wanking shuffles and pleasure moans could be heard loud and clear to all and sundry, and (obviously) no amount of polite coughing would make the awful noise stop.
It went on so long it made me want to eat my own ears
(, Wed 2 Jun 2004, 23:07, Reply)
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