My Wanking DisastersEver been caught by your mum? Or tried to fuck a pillow and got the spongey bits stuck to your bell-end creating a strange new flower? What about the time you man-milked the keyboard causing your PC to short-circuit and knocking out the mains for the whole street? Maybe you're a lady and you were using your mobile phone as a vibrator and accidentally dialed your mother? Tell us your stories and we'll tell the world.
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rob, Tue 1 Jun 2004, 17:23)
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There's a guy at Uni we call "Lee"Lee is one of those people that tries to act really mature, even though he wants to be as silly and strange as the rest of us. Anyway, some of his choice phrases of maturity include "I'm going to make a move" when it's only half ten, and he needs his horlicks and an early night. Another phrase that has stuck with us is "I'm going to chill". Great debate was made at what exactly Lee did in his chill time- from doing work, lying on his bed, willing his crappy noel edmonds style hair and beard to grow- or my guess, having a wank. So, to this day, we refer to "Wanking" as "Chillin'". Oh how we laughed the next time he said to us "I'm going back to my room to chill..."
(, Thu 3 Jun 2004, 10:14, Reply)
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