Waste of moneyI once paid a small fortune to a solicitor in a legal case. She got lost on the way to court, turned up late with the wrong papers and started an argument with the judge, who told her to "shut up, for the love of God". A stunning investment.
Thanks to golddust for the suggestion
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 12:45)
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Last weekI bought tickets to see Norman Wisdom as an after-dinner speaker.
Too soon?
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jim_bob can herd cats., Mon 4 Oct 2010, 23:01,
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Maybe you could volunteer to stand in.What with you being great at comedy and all that.
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Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Mon 4 Oct 2010, 23:17,
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How is that a waste of money? Surely you're paying for the dinner? Wisdom was clearly a special guest.I don't think that's a waste of money if he was doing it for free anyway.
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I've checked all around and I can't find any details about Norman Wisdom appearing as an after-dinner speaker anywhere.To be honest, I'm questioning whether or not the tickets you bought were legitimate in the first place.
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JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Mon 4 Oct 2010, 23:21,
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This. I've double-checked, and he hasn't done any after dinner speeches for around nine years.I think James might be lying for the purpose of some poor taste humour.
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FoldsFive, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 23:31,
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This is all making jim bob look like a massive cunt.I sure hope there's going to be an apology soon.
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Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Mon 4 Oct 2010, 23:33,
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SOMEBODY CALL THE DAILY MAIL(
the pink chicken sniffer sniffs pink chickens., Tue 5 Oct 2010, 17:20,
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And Thatcher's still alive.*shakes fist at sky*
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Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard., Tue 5 Oct 2010, 6:46,
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Look on the bright side:He's much funnier now. I've already laughed twice on this thread, which is twice more than I've ever laughed at him before.
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