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Universalpsykopath tugs our coat and says: Tell us about your feats of deduction and the little mysteries you've solved. Alternatively, tell us about the simple, everyday things that mystified you for far too long.

(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 12:52)
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So basically
you're saying you assault and rob your customers?
(username failed moderation, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 16:25, 3 replies)
he should stop being a publican and become a politician

(TitanLX, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 16:29, closed)
Is he a customer if he's not spending anything?
Is a shoplifter a customer?
A Burglar a houseguest?
A rapist an ex?
(I helped save b3ta! The only Dave is pushing things forward, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 16:34, closed)
Stop making excuses
you violent tealeaf.
(username failed moderation, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 16:37, closed)
If it's any consolation I spent the loot....
...on beer in my own pub. That's called quantitative easing.
(I helped save b3ta! The only Dave is pushing things forward, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 16:39, closed)
Er,
I'm trying to work out what that means. I think you just ripped the space-time continuum.

Another black mark, you're having a good day.
(username failed moderation, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 16:42, closed)
I read it as such.
Man comes in and orders drink, has his money taken from him and is punched in the face, based on hearsay.
(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 16:46, closed)
I'd never punch based on Heresay
Now Steps.....that's a different matter.
(I helped save b3ta! The only Dave is pushing things forward, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 16:51, closed)
So did you or did you not punch someone completely unprovoked and then steal their money?

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 16:54, closed)
Hmmm, band name puns not working. Will switch to direct mode.
If you've ever had your wages docked because the till has been short then you'd know what I'm talking about. Essentially he was trying to rob me of my wages.
(I helped save b3ta! The only Dave is pushing things forward, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 16:59, closed)
Yes, you have said that already.
But was punching him really necessary?
(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 17:00, closed)

...wasn't it you who hulked out and punched some myopic internet lothario at a 'b4sh', after he'd had a ride on your swamp donkey?
(I helped save b3ta! Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 21:04, closed)
Oh LOL.
Is that true? The silence suggests so.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Fri 14 Oct 2011, 10:53, closed)
You're coming across a violent, state-educated pleb.
Did you really think you deserved your wages?
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 0:01, closed)
State educated with a Masters and dammed proud of it Tory boy.

(I helped save b3ta! The only Dave is pushing things forward, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 14:16, closed)
A Masters in what, burglary? Smashing car windows? Small-minded bigotry?
Don't think you can somehow become educated and worthy by brown-nosing your way through academia, sonny Jim.
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 21:54, closed)

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