The B3TA Detective Agency
Universalpsykopath tugs our coat and says: Tell us about your feats of deduction and the little mysteries you've solved. Alternatively, tell us about the simple, everyday things that mystified you for far too long.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 12:52)
Why is it,
if I do something in my girlfriend's dream that upsets her, she takes it out on me in real life?
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Funkenschlag still likes dogs more than cats, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 18:20,
8 replies)
because she is an idiot?
Is that what you are getting at?
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mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 19:58,
closed)
Because you are in a relationship with someone who is proper, proper fucking thick.
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BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 22:20,
closed)
Nutter girlfriends
My girlfriend gave me trouble for a whole day over a dream I had because there was a massive pile of coke involved?
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yourmumonastickwithmintsauce, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 23:50,
closed)
Best answer ever.
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His Popiness the Hole Invaded Poland on, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 19:53,
closed)
Women
= mental.
In a good way, if you're lucky
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retrac fumble in the jungle, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 13:40,
closed)
because she can
get over it
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whiskas loved by 8 out of 10 cats, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 12:15,
closed)