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Universalpsykopath tugs our coat and says: Tell us about your feats of deduction and the little mysteries you've solved. Alternatively, tell us about the simple, everyday things that mystified you for far too long.
( , Thu 13 Oct 2011, 12:52)
Universalpsykopath tugs our coat and says: Tell us about your feats of deduction and the little mysteries you've solved. Alternatively, tell us about the simple, everyday things that mystified you for far too long.
( , Thu 13 Oct 2011, 12:52)
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Why do BMW drivers insist on getting to the front of every traffic queue?
Why does everyone cry on TV these days?
Why don’t ‘Travelling Families’ travel?
How are white vans able to reach such high speeds on the motorway.
Has anyone actually watched the Ocean Finance TV channel?
One that is bugging me after watching ‘Motorway Cops’:
Why is it, when the police want to stop a vehicle using the ‘stinger’ do they sit on the side of the road with their lights flashing then wonder why the criminal just drives onto the kerb. Surely it would be better to park their car around a corner and remain hidden.
( , Wed 19 Oct 2011, 14:09, 6 replies)
Why do BMW drivers insist on getting to the front of every traffic queue?
Why does everyone cry on TV these days?
Why don’t ‘Travelling Families’ travel?
How are white vans able to reach such high speeds on the motorway.
Has anyone actually watched the Ocean Finance TV channel?
One that is bugging me after watching ‘Motorway Cops’:
Why is it, when the police want to stop a vehicle using the ‘stinger’ do they sit on the side of the road with their lights flashing then wonder why the criminal just drives onto the kerb. Surely it would be better to park their car around a corner and remain hidden.
( , Wed 19 Oct 2011, 14:09, 6 replies)
to 2 of them
1) I drove a BMW for 6 years. I never needed to "get to the front of every traffic queue" I indicated whenever I needed to make a turn. I was courteous to other road users and generally drove like a do now in my less flash motor. Generalisations are generally a load of old shite
3) www.b3ta.com/questions/wearedetective/post1396525
( , Wed 19 Oct 2011, 14:59, closed)
1) I drove a BMW for 6 years. I never needed to "get to the front of every traffic queue" I indicated whenever I needed to make a turn. I was courteous to other road users and generally drove like a do now in my less flash motor. Generalisations are generally a load of old shite
3) www.b3ta.com/questions/wearedetective/post1396525
( , Wed 19 Oct 2011, 14:59, closed)
Yep, load of rubbish.
Now, Audi drivers - they are complete cunts, almost without exception.
( , Wed 19 Oct 2011, 15:20, closed)
Now, Audi drivers - they are complete cunts, almost without exception.
( , Wed 19 Oct 2011, 15:20, closed)
Not as bad
as anyone sporting one of these on their car :
3.bp.blogspot.com/_ovCDnloUzb4/SD3Lg7ponRI/AAAAAAAAAD8/JpjE5zI9SUc/s1600-h/085168ed.jpg
( , Wed 19 Oct 2011, 16:11, closed)
as anyone sporting one of these on their car :
3.bp.blogspot.com/_ovCDnloUzb4/SD3Lg7ponRI/AAAAAAAAAD8/JpjE5zI9SUc/s1600-h/085168ed.jpg
( , Wed 19 Oct 2011, 16:11, closed)
I drive a Beemer at the moment.
It's older than my fiancée's daughter, but when I test drove it and mentioned "Well, since it's a BMW the indicators will still be unused" went approximately 48 miles over the salesman's head :D
( , Wed 19 Oct 2011, 16:27, closed)
It's older than my fiancée's daughter, but when I test drove it and mentioned "Well, since it's a BMW the indicators will still be unused" went approximately 48 miles over the salesman's head :D
( , Wed 19 Oct 2011, 16:27, closed)
...then why bother queueing? Isn't getting to the front rather the point?
( , Wed 19 Oct 2011, 19:01, closed)
I see alot of crying.
Bring back good old English emotional repression.
( , Thu 20 Oct 2011, 10:26, closed)
Bring back good old English emotional repression.
( , Thu 20 Oct 2011, 10:26, closed)
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