Weddings
Attending a wedding is like being handed a licence to act like a twat. Oh how I laughed when I sobered up and realised I'd nicked most of the plates and cutlery from the posh hotel lunch and those vague memories of stealthily exiting like a cat-burglar had in-fact involved falling out of the hotel, knives and forks clattering onto the steps.
Tell us your wedding stories.
( , Thu 14 Jul 2005, 15:19)
Attending a wedding is like being handed a licence to act like a twat. Oh how I laughed when I sobered up and realised I'd nicked most of the plates and cutlery from the posh hotel lunch and those vague memories of stealthily exiting like a cat-burglar had in-fact involved falling out of the hotel, knives and forks clattering onto the steps.
Tell us your wedding stories.
( , Thu 14 Jul 2005, 15:19)
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Second...... Curse
Didn't get married
Caught her in bed with my best mate 5 weeks before the big day.
Better of without the b1tch
And I kept the cat and house...
( , Thu 14 Jul 2005, 15:36, Reply)
Didn't get married
Caught her in bed with my best mate 5 weeks before the big day.
Better of without the b1tch
And I kept the cat and house...
( , Thu 14 Jul 2005, 15:36, Reply)
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