WeddingsAttending a wedding is like being handed a licence to act like a twat. Oh how I laughed when I sobered up and realised I'd nicked most of the plates and cutlery from the posh hotel lunch and those vague memories of stealthily exiting like a cat-burglar had in-fact involved falling out of the hotel, knives and forks clattering onto the steps.
Tell us your wedding stories.
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chthonic, Thu 14 Jul 2005, 15:19)
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mums wedding last weekOk, prepare to give me unrivaled sympathy.
I had to read a POEM. at the ceremony. Now, im not saying that all poetry sucks, thats for another time. But this was a terrrible poem. and far too long.
So i got verrry pissed at the meal. and then much worse at the reception. my mum was so proud!
(, Thu 14 Jul 2005, 17:58, Reply)
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