WeddingsAttending a wedding is like being handed a licence to act like a twat. Oh how I laughed when I sobered up and realised I'd nicked most of the plates and cutlery from the posh hotel lunch and those vague memories of stealthily exiting like a cat-burglar had in-fact involved falling out of the hotel, knives and forks clattering onto the steps.
Tell us your wedding stories.
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chthonic, Thu 14 Jul 2005, 15:19)
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My own wedding was particularly fabulous....Didn't know if the in laws were even going to turn up....until they did, with a second wedding cake to match the one we'd had made up in case of non appearance. Cake for all!
Was then approached by the caterer who informed me the (soon to be) inlaws were pilfering bottles of wine from the other tables, and hiding them under their own. Ceremony went well, but I still have video evidence of myself pissed as a newt (do you blame me??!!!) screaming out 'It ain't me...it ain't meeeeeeeeee' in a terribly bad rendition of CCR's 'Fortunate Son'. Plus I said (quite clearly) 'Fuck those cnuts' on the official wedding video.
We're divorced now. Surprised? Neither was I.
Hmmmm.
(, Fri 15 Jul 2005, 7:30, Reply)
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