WeddingsAttending a wedding is like being handed a licence to act like a twat. Oh how I laughed when I sobered up and realised I'd nicked most of the plates and cutlery from the posh hotel lunch and those vague memories of stealthily exiting like a cat-burglar had in-fact involved falling out of the hotel, knives and forks clattering onto the steps.
Tell us your wedding stories.
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chthonic, Thu 14 Jul 2005, 15:19)
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GayboWhen the vicar at my friends wedding asked if anyone saw any reason why the couple should not be wed, the groom's drunken brother remarked in a voice loud enough to heard from my seat 5 pews down that he couldn't "cos he's a fucking gaybo".
This is the best qotw ever.
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browser still relating boring anecdotes into a void on, Fri 15 Jul 2005, 10:53,
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