WeddingsAttending a wedding is like being handed a licence to act like a twat. Oh how I laughed when I sobered up and realised I'd nicked most of the plates and cutlery from the posh hotel lunch and those vague memories of stealthily exiting like a cat-burglar had in-fact involved falling out of the hotel, knives and forks clattering onto the steps.
Tell us your wedding stories.
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chthonic, Thu 14 Jul 2005, 15:19)
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Eeek...I'm a nightmare at weddings. I was a bridesmaid at my cousins wedding. It was a rather posh affair (One of those with 7 courses but you're still starving as it's all a work of art and bugger all on the plate) Got absolutely shit faced and proceeded to heckle everyone during their speeches (Dad joined in as he was drunk too) Later i decided to give away my tiara, stole and necklace to someone i thought was in need then danced away to shite 80's songs whilst trying to deal with a 'rude itch' at the same time. I look like a epileptic on the wedding video :\ Was also asked questions for the video for the bride and groom, 'What did you think of the day Rachel?' Expecting a sweet answer and well wishes for the happy couple... i replied 'The cheese was shite and the Jack Daniels ran out too early' :|
I'm at my friends wedding in September and my boyfriend is best man. Thank god i've just been diagnosed with a heart condition that means i can't drink anymore.....!
EDIT
After speaking to mum this afternoon i completely forgot about this. There were 4 bridesmaids (Including me) Me - 21, 2 in their thirties and a young one at 6. The youngest was sat on a pew and i remember her farting loudly through the vows. She really did cock her arse up and give it some welly, proper forcing it out face. I was dying of laughter!
Funny how in such a rush to post, i miss the essence of it all :\
(, Fri 15 Jul 2005, 11:15, Reply)
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