Weddings
Attending a wedding is like being handed a licence to act like a twat. Oh how I laughed when I sobered up and realised I'd nicked most of the plates and cutlery from the posh hotel lunch and those vague memories of stealthily exiting like a cat-burglar had in-fact involved falling out of the hotel, knives and forks clattering onto the steps.
Tell us your wedding stories.
( , Thu 14 Jul 2005, 15:19)
Attending a wedding is like being handed a licence to act like a twat. Oh how I laughed when I sobered up and realised I'd nicked most of the plates and cutlery from the posh hotel lunch and those vague memories of stealthily exiting like a cat-burglar had in-fact involved falling out of the hotel, knives and forks clattering onto the steps.
Tell us your wedding stories.
( , Thu 14 Jul 2005, 15:19)
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My best man/brothers wedding speech starts thusly, 'As everyone knows *name deleted* is three months pregnant...'. No dear brother, they didn't know that.. i laughed like a drain, the miserable cow i married wasn't best pleased though! HA!
( , Fri 15 Jul 2005, 13:54, Reply)
My best man/brothers wedding speech starts thusly, 'As everyone knows *name deleted* is three months pregnant...'. No dear brother, they didn't know that.. i laughed like a drain, the miserable cow i married wasn't best pleased though! HA!
( , Fri 15 Jul 2005, 13:54, Reply)
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