WeddingsAttending a wedding is like being handed a licence to act like a twat. Oh how I laughed when I sobered up and realised I'd nicked most of the plates and cutlery from the posh hotel lunch and those vague memories of stealthily exiting like a cat-burglar had in-fact involved falling out of the hotel, knives and forks clattering onto the steps.
Tell us your wedding stories.
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chthonic, Thu 14 Jul 2005, 15:19)
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Argh AIMBOT!At a friends wedding reception everyone was wankered after a heavy days drinking.
The groom thought he was unobserved and nipped off to have a quick word with my sister (he was already in deep shit for the unjustified rumours his bride had heard about the two of them).
Cue the wild-eyed bride arriving at speed swinging her handbag and nailing him again and again on the jaw while she screamed abuse and he tried to calm her down. I had never seen a mentalist in a wedding dress before.
Don't complain bitch - You love the girth....
(, Fri 15 Jul 2005, 18:24, Reply)
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