WeddingsAttending a wedding is like being handed a licence to act like a twat. Oh how I laughed when I sobered up and realised I'd nicked most of the plates and cutlery from the posh hotel lunch and those vague memories of stealthily exiting like a cat-burglar had in-fact involved falling out of the hotel, knives and forks clattering onto the steps.
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chthonic, Thu 14 Jul 2005, 15:19)
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Another slice vicar?My mate just told me, he once sneaked into the room where the wedding party was going to be held, in the hotel he worked in. He just told me, he fucked the cake. I think he is either a demented lost soul or just a cunt. What do you think? Actually, he most definately is the latter, so I guess it's true then.
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Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Fri 15 Jul 2005, 18:33,
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