WeddingsAttending a wedding is like being handed a licence to act like a twat. Oh how I laughed when I sobered up and realised I'd nicked most of the plates and cutlery from the posh hotel lunch and those vague memories of stealthily exiting like a cat-burglar had in-fact involved falling out of the hotel, knives and forks clattering onto the steps.
Tell us your wedding stories.
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chthonic, Thu 14 Jul 2005, 15:19)
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aah. whisky.attended a friends sisters' wedding, drank a bottle of Jack Daniels, got one of his NINETEEN-YEAR-OLD cousins very drunk, split a pill with her, ended up in a vacant room, did her up the arse, robbed two wallets, three packs of tabs, and a Nokia from jackets left on chairs by the dancefloor. Got thrown out for being sick by the buffet table. Not spoken since. Happy days.
(, Sat 16 Jul 2005, 12:13, Reply)
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