WeddingsAttending a wedding is like being handed a licence to act like a twat. Oh how I laughed when I sobered up and realised I'd nicked most of the plates and cutlery from the posh hotel lunch and those vague memories of stealthily exiting like a cat-burglar had in-fact involved falling out of the hotel, knives and forks clattering onto the steps.
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chthonic, Thu 14 Jul 2005, 15:19)
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Punts & KiltsFree punt hire after the wedding - hurrah! Cue Mr Hidden in full dress kilt punting a group of us down the river.
Lovely.
However, we were jeered at by hecklers on the river bank, who shouted:
"You can take our punts, but you can never take our... FREEDOM!"
How we laughed (especially as "punts" is the Aberdeenshire pronunciation of "pants").
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Hidden Mouse, Sleeping Kitten Gromada? Gromada!, Sat 16 Jul 2005, 23:07,
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