Weddings
Attending a wedding is like being handed a licence to act like a twat. Oh how I laughed when I sobered up and realised I'd nicked most of the plates and cutlery from the posh hotel lunch and those vague memories of stealthily exiting like a cat-burglar had in-fact involved falling out of the hotel, knives and forks clattering onto the steps.
Tell us your wedding stories.
( , Thu 14 Jul 2005, 15:19)
Attending a wedding is like being handed a licence to act like a twat. Oh how I laughed when I sobered up and realised I'd nicked most of the plates and cutlery from the posh hotel lunch and those vague memories of stealthily exiting like a cat-burglar had in-fact involved falling out of the hotel, knives and forks clattering onto the steps.
Tell us your wedding stories.
( , Thu 14 Jul 2005, 15:19)
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My mum attended her Irish friend's wedding last year.
All was going swimmingly, right up to the point at which the father of the bride, during his speech, dropped the bombshell "then when I was 14, like any other good Irish boy, I joined the Irish Republican Army".
It all went a bit downhill from there.
( , Sun 17 Jul 2005, 17:28, Reply)
All was going swimmingly, right up to the point at which the father of the bride, during his speech, dropped the bombshell "then when I was 14, like any other good Irish boy, I joined the Irish Republican Army".
It all went a bit downhill from there.
( , Sun 17 Jul 2005, 17:28, Reply)
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