WeddingsAttending a wedding is like being handed a licence to act like a twat. Oh how I laughed when I sobered up and realised I'd nicked most of the plates and cutlery from the posh hotel lunch and those vague memories of stealthily exiting like a cat-burglar had in-fact involved falling out of the hotel, knives and forks clattering onto the steps.
Tell us your wedding stories.
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chthonic, Thu 14 Jul 2005, 15:19)
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BasicallyThem party poppers you have right. And you know them candles you have in the middle of tables right - Them really little white ones? Well what happened, you see, my friend* set one of the party poppers off, and the string went in the candle, and the fire spread to the paper table cloth and set the table on fire.
A major crisis was averted using a fire extinguisher.
*May have been me
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FreudianSlap, Sun 17 Jul 2005, 23:35,
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