WeddingsAttending a wedding is like being handed a licence to act like a twat. Oh how I laughed when I sobered up and realised I'd nicked most of the plates and cutlery from the posh hotel lunch and those vague memories of stealthily exiting like a cat-burglar had in-fact involved falling out of the hotel, knives and forks clattering onto the steps.
Tell us your wedding stories.
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chthonic, Thu 14 Jul 2005, 15:19)
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Scared shitlessFirstly, went to a wedding once where the happy couple got up for the first dance and 'D.I.V.O.R.C.E.' by Dolly started up. A couple of bars into it, the music changed, the couple laughed (it had all been a joke) and they did their REAL first dance. To 'Don't want to miss a thing' by Aerosmith. Should have stuck with Dolly...
Wedding not long ago. Background story is the groom had got some psychotic girl up the duff a couple of years ago, and she was insisting on having the baby and he was going to be stuck with a sprog with some nutter, paying a fortune for the little bugger. So he tells her he'll marry her if she has a scrape. So she does. So he dumps her. So she trashes his motor and house and ends up in court and it's a complete nightmare. Cut to a few months ago, and he's getting married to a lovely girl. And the registrar arrives. And she's the psycho's mum. And the best man and ushers (me being one of them) know who she is. The groom hasn't twigged yet. How we all laughed afterwards (wedding went without a hitch)
(, Mon 18 Jul 2005, 1:25, Reply)
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