WeddingsAttending a wedding is like being handed a licence to act like a twat. Oh how I laughed when I sobered up and realised I'd nicked most of the plates and cutlery from the posh hotel lunch and those vague memories of stealthily exiting like a cat-burglar had in-fact involved falling out of the hotel, knives and forks clattering onto the steps.
Tell us your wedding stories.
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chthonic, Thu 14 Jul 2005, 15:19)
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Hmm.During my parent's wedding do, my gran slipped and fell over, breaking her hip.
Because the rest of my family are selfish bastards, my parents had to take her to A+E for 8 hours on their wedding night (bear in mind that it was about 10pm when she fell.) Cue lots of people asking them if they were getting married.
Despite that, they're still going strong.
MY COCK IS MASSIVE.
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Lightguy hail satan, Mon 18 Jul 2005, 14:52,
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