WeddingsAttending a wedding is like being handed a licence to act like a twat. Oh how I laughed when I sobered up and realised I'd nicked most of the plates and cutlery from the posh hotel lunch and those vague memories of stealthily exiting like a cat-burglar had in-fact involved falling out of the hotel, knives and forks clattering onto the steps.
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chthonic, Thu 14 Jul 2005, 15:19)
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What a pairThe wedding of an upper-class tw?t of a "friend" from Uni.
Best man's speech, speaking of the bridge & groom:
"And I think we'll all agree that they really are a right pair of boring cunts!"
He didn't get many laughs but he did get a kicking from the bride's brothers later on.
(, Mon 18 Jul 2005, 20:33, Reply)
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