WeddingsAttending a wedding is like being handed a licence to act like a twat. Oh how I laughed when I sobered up and realised I'd nicked most of the plates and cutlery from the posh hotel lunch and those vague memories of stealthily exiting like a cat-burglar had in-fact involved falling out of the hotel, knives and forks clattering onto the steps.
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chthonic, Thu 14 Jul 2005, 15:19)
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Things not to say at other people's weddings. No. 1Ok, I have to tell this one on behalf of my Beloved:
We were sitting and waiting patiently on the Groom's side for the Bride to arrive at a friend's (nicknamed 'Fish') wedding last Summer. My other half and his friends were all sitting together (bad idea) and being rather silly. There was some poor little biddy playing raucous organ music, so my other half decided to make an amusing and boomingly loud comment whilst the Groom was standing there looking uncomfortable:
"If I were Fish I'd be shitting myself right now!"
Of course, the organist choose that precise moment to cease playing and so the entire church was privy to this witty remark. Cue much hilarity from our side and many nasty glances from the Bride's.
(, Tue 19 Jul 2005, 11:07, Reply)
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