WeddingsAttending a wedding is like being handed a licence to act like a twat. Oh how I laughed when I sobered up and realised I'd nicked most of the plates and cutlery from the posh hotel lunch and those vague memories of stealthily exiting like a cat-burglar had in-fact involved falling out of the hotel, knives and forks clattering onto the steps.
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chthonic, Thu 14 Jul 2005, 15:19)
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More things not to say at a wedding.At a recent wedding the groom decided to read a passage from Captain Corelli’s Mandolin, his soon to be wife’s favourite book. A drunken friend chose this moment to display his own knowledge of the book by informing everyone that the passage isn’t actually about the woman Corelli ends up with.
Then, as drunken men so often do, he bettered himself. During the happy couple’s first dance (Eric Clapton’s Wonderful Tonight), he again informed everyone at volume, as it was quite loud, that Eric Clapton had actually written the song about someone else’s wife.
He still finds his comments amusing to this day, saying there’s no need to be embarrassed; it’s not like any of them still speak to him.
(, Tue 19 Jul 2005, 12:56, Reply)
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