Weddings
Attending a wedding is like being handed a licence to act like a twat. Oh how I laughed when I sobered up and realised I'd nicked most of the plates and cutlery from the posh hotel lunch and those vague memories of stealthily exiting like a cat-burglar had in-fact involved falling out of the hotel, knives and forks clattering onto the steps.
Tell us your wedding stories.
( , Thu 14 Jul 2005, 15:19)
Attending a wedding is like being handed a licence to act like a twat. Oh how I laughed when I sobered up and realised I'd nicked most of the plates and cutlery from the posh hotel lunch and those vague memories of stealthily exiting like a cat-burglar had in-fact involved falling out of the hotel, knives and forks clattering onto the steps.
Tell us your wedding stories.
( , Thu 14 Jul 2005, 15:19)
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My mate Dave
recently got married (on 3/4/05 so he wouldn't forget it), and it was really nice, with a lovely time had by all.
The meal was delicious (I had a 5th helping, which impressed everyone), the bridesmaids were gorgeous (especially the one who looked exactly like a 16 year old version of the bride), and the extatic couple loved their gifts (which included a hand-bound scrap book made by all their close friends).
You people must be going to the wrong type of weddings if all this suxx0r stuff keeps happening :P
( , Tue 19 Jul 2005, 18:50, Reply)
recently got married (on 3/4/05 so he wouldn't forget it), and it was really nice, with a lovely time had by all.
The meal was delicious (I had a 5th helping, which impressed everyone), the bridesmaids were gorgeous (especially the one who looked exactly like a 16 year old version of the bride), and the extatic couple loved their gifts (which included a hand-bound scrap book made by all their close friends).
You people must be going to the wrong type of weddings if all this suxx0r stuff keeps happening :P
( , Tue 19 Jul 2005, 18:50, Reply)
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