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Attending a wedding is like being handed a licence to act like a twat. Oh how I laughed when I sobered up and realised I'd nicked most of the plates and cutlery from the posh hotel lunch and those vague memories of stealthily exiting like a cat-burglar had in fact involved falling out of the hotel, knives and forks clattering onto the steps.

Tell us more of your wedding stories.

(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Mon 3 Nov 2014, 18:10)
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i forgot fucking ugly

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 5 Nov 2014, 17:01, 2 replies)
What
the Dwarf that didn't make the cut?
(I helped save b3ta! CharlesDexterWard no rush eh, Wed 5 Nov 2014, 19:51, closed)
I see.
Either you're making stuff up, or showing Shambo/Fartbelm levels of online stalking.

So what is it? Take your time now.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Thu 6 Nov 2014, 10:20, closed)
alright uggo, simmer down
maybe try some surgery? or getting everyone around you really really drunk?
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 6 Nov 2014, 14:36, closed)
I'm not the one constantly pleading to be considered anything but ginger.

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Thu 6 Nov 2014, 15:14, closed)

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