Weddings Part IIAttending a wedding is like being handed a licence to act like a twat. Oh how I laughed when I sobered up and realised I'd nicked most of the plates and cutlery from the posh hotel lunch and those vague memories of stealthily exiting like a cat-burglar had in fact involved falling out of the hotel, knives and forks clattering onto the steps.
Tell us more of your wedding stories.
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chthonic, Mon 3 Nov 2014, 18:10)
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You know, if you were to go outside tonight wearing some old clothesyou could probably find a largish ramshackle wooden structure onto which you could climb... then just remain motionless and the rest will take care of itself
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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 5 Nov 2014, 20:42,
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I would gladly donate more than several pennies to facilitate this.(
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 5 Nov 2014, 21:13,
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I don't usually partake in the "I hope Dr Skagra dies in a fire" bullyingbut I'll confess I'm beginning to see their point
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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 5 Nov 2014, 21:32,
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yer, that one's mine yeah(, Wed 5 Nov 2014, 21:58, closed)
Bullying?!AH HA HA HA HA HAAA HAAA HAAA HAAA HAAA HAAA HAAA HAAA HAAA HAAA HAAA HAAA HAAA HAAA HAAA HAAA HAAA HAAA HAAA HAAAHAHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
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My apologies"Light-hearted internet banter wishing you a prolonged and painful death"
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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 6 Nov 2014, 9:49,
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Thanks sweetieThat's how I see it
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More than several?Christ, that's an awful piece of syntax.
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Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Thu 6 Nov 2014, 14:00,
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