Weddings Part IIAttending a wedding is like being handed a licence to act like a twat. Oh how I laughed when I sobered up and realised I'd nicked most of the plates and cutlery from the posh hotel lunch and those vague memories of stealthily exiting like a cat-burglar had in fact involved falling out of the hotel, knives and forks clattering onto the steps.
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chthonic, Mon 3 Nov 2014, 18:10)
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the last wedding I went to was fabulous. the wedding was in Madrid. the ceremony was in the crypt of Almudena Cathedral.The ceremony was in Spanish and there were no subtitles. If there had been subtitles I would have been aware that the ceremony was not a wedding.The actual wedding secretly held in England a few weeks later.
The wedding feast was excellent. The best part of the day was watching Colombia beat Uruguay. The bride is Colombian and obviously it was an exciting event for her relatives and Colombian friends. At full time her wedding dress looked like the one out of Kill Bill, swapping blood for red wine.
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d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Fri 7 Nov 2014, 9:43,
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^ Writes scripts for Modern Family.(
edjogs Collared doves are shit., Fri 7 Nov 2014, 10:16,
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I enjoy Modern Family but these Colombians were all MBA banker types.(
d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Fri 7 Nov 2014, 10:23,
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^ money launderers(, Fri 7 Nov 2014, 10:39, closed)
that's the purpose of international banking regardless of nationality.(
d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Fri 7 Nov 2014, 11:10,
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