Weddings Part IIAttending a wedding is like being handed a licence to act like a twat. Oh how I laughed when I sobered up and realised I'd nicked most of the plates and cutlery from the posh hotel lunch and those vague memories of stealthily exiting like a cat-burglar had in fact involved falling out of the hotel, knives and forks clattering onto the steps.
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chthonic, Mon 3 Nov 2014, 18:10)
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I keep out of trouble these days, I am a grown up with a responsible job, mortgage and massive drugs(, Fri 7 Nov 2014, 13:07, 1 reply)
Massive drugs ormassive amounts of drugs. I made an enormous joint once. It was inefficient.
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"Ah Carruthers, glad you could come.Now how can we go about improving the efficiency of my enormous joint?"
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edjogs Collared doves are shit., Fri 7 Nov 2014, 17:11,
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