
Attending a wedding is like being handed a licence to act like a twat. Oh how I laughed when I sobered up and realised I'd nicked most of the plates and cutlery from the posh hotel lunch and those vague memories of stealthily exiting like a cat-burglar had in fact involved falling out of the hotel, knives and forks clattering onto the steps.
Tell us more of your wedding stories.
( , Mon 3 Nov 2014, 18:10)
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as far as desperate, attention seeking, peado, internet hardmen go, this guy is gold.
( , Tue 11 Nov 2014, 13:20, 1 reply)

ie. "I'm the person your mother warned you about". To wear your paedophilia like a badge of honour, that takes some moxy.
( , Tue 11 Nov 2014, 13:23, closed)

cos 'legally' it was perfectly fine to have sex with a child at that particular time and place.
( , Tue 11 Nov 2014, 13:26, closed)

...also known as the "Doctor Who" defence.
Gary Glitter also used that one unsuccessfully, when he tried to argue that Thailand was in a completely different time zone to the United Kingdom.
( , Tue 11 Nov 2014, 14:44, closed)

At the time I was so surprised about specific she was, I forgot to heed her warning
:(
( , Tue 11 Nov 2014, 13:29, closed)

it is credible that a self-confessed paedophile would be a hard man in front of a child.
( , Tue 11 Nov 2014, 19:15, closed)
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