Weddings Part IIAttending a wedding is like being handed a licence to act like a twat. Oh how I laughed when I sobered up and realised I'd nicked most of the plates and cutlery from the posh hotel lunch and those vague memories of stealthily exiting like a cat-burglar had in fact involved falling out of the hotel, knives and forks clattering onto the steps.
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chthonic, Mon 3 Nov 2014, 18:10)
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On my wedding day, my father-in-law chased me around the venue with a sooty puppet.I really wish that was a euphemism.
(, Wed 12 Nov 2014, 17:46, 6 replies)
accompanied by...Chimney Sweep?
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by 'sooty puppet' you mean 'erection', right?(
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 13 Nov 2014, 9:32,
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No.He means his father-in-law was wearing Sooty ON his erection.
Matthew Corbett was HORRIFIED.
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Thu 13 Nov 2014, 14:36,
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It's Matthew I feel sorry for.Having to wash all of that spunk out of, and all that Santorum off of poor Sooty.
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sadtimes.
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Thu 13 Nov 2014, 14:37,
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I actually had a Sooty puppet once.Some cat or bear type thing from a 1950's BBC children's programme.
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