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Attending a wedding is like being handed a licence to act like a twat. Oh how I laughed when I sobered up and realised I'd nicked most of the plates and cutlery from the posh hotel lunch and those vague memories of stealthily exiting like a cat-burglar had in fact involved falling out of the hotel, knives and forks clattering onto the steps.

Tell us more of your wedding stories.

(, Mon 3 Nov 2014, 18:10)
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On my wedding day, my father-in-law chased me around the venue with a sooty puppet.
I really wish that was a euphemism.
(, Wed 12 Nov 2014, 17:46, 6 replies)
Lets just say it is.
Sooty puppet
(, Wed 12 Nov 2014, 17:53, closed)
accompanied by...
Chimney Sweep?
(, Wed 12 Nov 2014, 18:51, closed)
by 'sooty puppet' you mean 'erection', right?

(, Thu 13 Nov 2014, 9:32, closed)
He means his father-in-law was wearing Sooty ON his erection.
Matthew Corbett was HORRIFIED.
(, Thu 13 Nov 2014, 14:36, closed)
It's Matthew I feel sorry for.
Having to wash all of that spunk out of, and all that Santorum off of poor Sooty.
(, Thu 13 Nov 2014, 14:37, closed)
I actually had a Sooty puppet once.
Some cat or bear type thing from a 1950's BBC children's programme.
(, Thu 13 Nov 2014, 20:36, closed)

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