Weddings Part IIAttending a wedding is like being handed a licence to act like a twat. Oh how I laughed when I sobered up and realised I'd nicked most of the plates and cutlery from the posh hotel lunch and those vague memories of stealthily exiting like a cat-burglar had in fact involved falling out of the hotel, knives and forks clattering onto the steps.
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chthonic, Mon 3 Nov 2014, 18:10)
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HK WeddingsFor the most absurd and elaborately over-the-top weddings, you would struggle to beat Hong Kong. My wife's cousin lives there and got married a few years ago. Highlights included:
A ceremony held in a room so decked out with satin and bows it was like an inside-out (well, technically outside-in) Disney princess.
About 15 courses of beautiful food (this was the best part, obviously) rather annoyingly served with something resembling sunny-delight.
The bride and groom descending from the ceiling in a giant swan, scattering bon-bons to their assembled guests.
A stage-show in which members of the audience called-in to answer adverts placed in that day's newspaper and were answered on the stage.
A game in which the groom was blindfold and required to identify his new wife by touch, from a group of women including his mother-in-law!
No end of other shit that I didn't follow due to be conducted in Cantonese. The groom playing the saxophone was involved.
So, if you are looking for an over-the-top wedding, hire a HK wedding planner. They know their stuff!
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Ugi , it's a game of give and cake, Fri 14 Nov 2014, 12:51,
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Fun to read, so clicked. More of this sort of thing.(, Mon 17 Nov 2014, 13:56, closed)
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