Weddings Part IIAttending a wedding is like being handed a licence to act like a twat. Oh how I laughed when I sobered up and realised I'd nicked most of the plates and cutlery from the posh hotel lunch and those vague memories of stealthily exiting like a cat-burglar had in fact involved falling out of the hotel, knives and forks clattering onto the steps.
Tell us more of your wedding stories.
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chthonic, Mon 3 Nov 2014, 18:10)
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Wait . . . are you saying you had to wipe the brides liquid shit splattered arse for her?
I don't know whether to be horrified or to ask Rome to cannonise you.
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edjogs Collared doves are shit., Mon 17 Nov 2014, 16:02,
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That's next weeks question.
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i don't know whether she isbut i can tell you that i also had to help my friend yank her bridal knickers back up after she also got a last minute case of the shit panics. this is because the dress was so voluminous in terms of skirts and laces and other such things.
i didn't have to wipe anything, but i had to fucking smell it, and i had my nose planted right in her butt cheek trying to find the other side of the pants.
we've been best mates for 30 years. that was the definite low point.
the last wedding i went to, the bride wore a knee length dress. i was most relieved.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 17 Nov 2014, 18:33,
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Most relieved?technically the bride was relieved of more than you.
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