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Attending a wedding is like being handed a licence to act like a twat. Oh how I laughed when I sobered up and realised I'd nicked most of the plates and cutlery from the posh hotel lunch and those vague memories of stealthily exiting like a cat-burglar had in fact involved falling out of the hotel, knives and forks clattering onto the steps.

Tell us more of your wedding stories.

(, Mon 3 Nov 2014, 18:10)
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But brass rhymes with arse, not ass.

(, Tue 18 Nov 2014, 8:46, 1 reply)
Northerners would say brass with a hard A sound so it would rhyme
(assuming the poster is northern)
(, Tue 18 Nov 2014, 16:16, closed)
They don't allow northerns on here, do they?

(, Tue 18 Nov 2014, 16:26, closed)
Only if they deny their heritage and claim to be a Londoner

(, Tue 18 Nov 2014, 16:30, closed)

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