BITCH!
My ex, after two and a half years, sat me down just two weeks after a great Spanish holiday, and said 'we have to talk'.

For no apparent justifiable reason she then spouted every cliche in the book, like 'its not you its me' and 'ive changed somewhere along the line' and then proceeded to finish with me without any due cause.

It would have been better if she had been shagging someone behind my back you know!

But I happen to know shes had no cock since.

I was going to propose to the silly effing cow as well!

Fucksocks.
(UnstableDan Bah, Humbug! ooooh, humbugs, nyom!, Fri 20 Apr 2007, 9:38, Reply)