Honey, I need to talk!
I am sorry but I have had enough!

I have heard everything you will ever have to say and I am bored to fucking tears by the same old drivel you spout every single time I see you.

I find you irritating, boring, stuck up, joyless, wimpy, unadventurous, repetitive, possessive, unimaginative and crap in bed!

I would like to say “let’s stay friends” but it would be a complete lie, I couldn’t even tolerate your faults when we were sleeping together!

Have a nice life
Please never call me again.
Minty



**Now could someone please e-mail this to her, I am too scared!
(Minty Hit, Fri 20 Apr 2007, 15:03, Reply)