We need to talk
A while ago I'd had a miscarrage and needed some surgery to remove the remainder and fix the damage that had been caused by this.

So I'm lay in a hospital bed, waiting to be wheeled into the operating theater, when my ex decides to start with the "we need to talk" line.

Him "We need to talk"
Me "Can this wait till after the surgery?"
Him "No, is the baby (insert his best friends name here)'s?"
Me "What? No? Why are you asking me this now?"
Him "So I know whether to wish you well or dead"

And it still took me 3 months more to get rid of him, I blame the emotional trauma.

Bastard
Oooh girth
(becca_kitten Is odd at best, Fri 20 Apr 2007, 18:53, Reply)