Insecure Father
Those dreaded words have nearly always come out of my rather neurotic father's mouth.

I remember one time when he entered my room with a particularly grim look on his face, his moustache positively bristling with disappointment. When he said 'We have to talk...' as he shut my door and thus my exit, my mind began racing as to what he may have found out.

Had he found my stash of weed?
Had he heard my boyfriend and I having sex in my room?
Had he somehow managed to hack into my computer and thus divulge some unsavoury information about myself which I could not remember?

No, it was none of those. In fact, what he said wasn't even on my list of possibilities, let alone on the bottom of it.

'You don't love me any more *sniff*...etc'

WTF

'Er, yeah I do Dad *uncomfortable*' I said with what I hoped was an encouraging smile. He then moped off and sulked for the rest of the day.

He still does this from time to time. Maybe someone's been poisoning his food with oestrogen or something.
(Sir_Psycho, Sat 21 Apr 2007, 11:30, Reply)