2 years ago...
I was in my final year at uni and had been seeing an amazing lady in the year below me for a few months. I thought everything was fine and she invited me to a flat party at hers on the weekend. Everyone was having fun and well on the way to getting wasted, when she said she had to tell me something. She looked me in the eye and said "we can never be together.... because you claim to be invincible". I dunno if that means she had some elaborate plan to kill me or something, I never found out in the end. I'm in a different country now though.

At least she didn't complain about my length though.
(CopyConstructor, Sat 21 Apr 2007, 15:05, Reply)